I'm as big an NFL fan as you're ever gonna meet. I don't care who's playing, there's always interest for me. But you won't ever catch me watching the NFL Pro Bowl. It's irrelevant. It lacks passion. It lacks hitting. It's awful. Now that I've seen the atrocity that is the Pro Bowl Uniform for 2009, I'd rather pluck out my eyes with rusty spoons than watch these uniforms prance around the field in an activity that is by no means football.

What I'm trying to say is I don't care for the Pro Bowl!