It is upon us. Quite possibly the greatest, most holy weekend of the year. Yes, a weekend in which schools will be victorious in brave and bloody in battle. A weekend in which rivalries reach their precipice. A weekend in which sitting on the couch on a Saturday with one hand down your pants and the other gripping an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon is not only accepted BUT ENCOURAGED. Here at the Church of Keith Jackson this weekend is like Ramadan, Yom Kippur, Easter and the Dali Lama's birthday...