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  • Tim Tebow Is My Co-Pilot

    56-6 isn't even a score line, it's a statement. Wait, 56-6 isn't even a statement, it's a call to arms. It's good laying down the gauntlet right in front of the face of evil. If you don't think this season has biblical implications you have not been watching closely enough. Check out some of this past weekend's story lines: Charlie Weiss picks up the reins of his offense and survives Navy. Notre Dame repsonds by giving the coach play calling duties for the rest of the...

  • My Favourite Vices

    Here at the Chruch at Keith Jackson we like to stay away from dangerous vices. Vices such as, but not limited to: - excessive fornication (anything more than 10 times a week is pushing it) - excessive gambling (bet you can't stop) - and excessive gluttony These are all to be avoided like dogs avoid Michael Vick. But once in a while we all like to indulge. Indulging in these activities is what makes us flawed, makes us sinners, makes us human. This weekend will be one of those indulgences. Yes...

  • The Ranch Houses of Cain and Abel

    It is upon us. Quite possibly the greatest, most holy weekend of the year. Yes, a weekend in which schools will be victorious in brave and bloody in battle. A weekend in which rivalries reach their precipice. A weekend in which sitting on the couch on a Saturday with one hand down your pants and the other gripping an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon is not only accepted BUT ENCOURAGED. Here at the Church of Keith Jackson this weekend is like Ramadan, Yom Kippur, Easter and the Dali Lama's birthday...

  • The More Things Change...

    The saying goes that the more things change, the more they really stay the same. This past weekend in college football that old addage was the truth. Suprises were tough to come by. Instead we were reminded that the cream of the league will always rise to the top and the crap of the nation will alway sink to the bottom of the bowl. Oh Florida State, where shall I begin? How about a team that didn't score less than 40 points in their 1st two games putting up a paltry 3 points. THREE POINTS! Inexcusable...

  • Florida Gator Out For Season, Not Crime Related

    SEC players, and for that matter most college football players, are being rounded up by police like this scene from Planet of the Apes: But today news hit that the Gators have lost tight end Cornelius Ingram, not due to some kind of penile infraction BUT thanks to season-ending surgery he will have on his ACL. We wish Cornelius the swiftest of recoveries as Tim Tebow has lost another down field target that he will ignore in favour of running the ball his damn self. Last year Ingram racked up 508...