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  • Tim Tebow Is My Co-Pilot

    56-6 isn't even a score line, it's a statement. Wait, 56-6 isn't even a statement, it's a call to arms. It's good laying down the gauntlet right in front of the face of evil. If you don't think this season has biblical implications you have not been watching closely enough. Check out some of this past weekend's story lines: Charlie Weiss picks up the reins of his offense and survives Navy. Notre Dame repsonds by giving the coach play calling duties for the rest of the...

  • The Desolate Wasteland That Is The ACC

    Well this past week two of our three top unbeaten teams kept their records unblemished. 'Bama survived the tough game they knew they were going to get from the LSU Tigers and the Texas Tech Red Raiders continued to score more than David Duchovny in Californication in their win over Oklahoma State. Penn State, on the other hand, blew it. Coach Paterno, kiss those national championship hopes good bye, and get ready to be blown out in your eventual bowl game come January. But this week I wanted...

  • Every Dog Has Its Day

    Wooooooo mama! What a weekend, what a weekend! Not only does the No. 1 team in the nation bite the dust in fantastic fashion but today's unveiling of the BCS rankings revealed some sort of logical thought. And we thought machines could not be trusted. Texas Tech jumps from No.7 to No. 2 after beating Texas, rewarding the team for a great game. The Red Raiders did not deviate from their style thus showing they are a superior team to Texas. I thought Tech would have to start running the ball but...

  • Coveting Thy Hesiman Winner's Girl

    Another weekend and another BCS ranking with no major suprise at the top. The top 3 teams in the nation, Texas, Alabama and Penn State, all took care of business on Saturday. However for all 3 teams their victories came at a price. Blueprints started to take shape on how to beat this year's powerhouse teams. Alabama showed that they can get rattled early, plus im still not sold on John Parker Wilson when he is under pressure. Ohio State showed that Penn State running back Evan Royster is human...

  • Flowers at the Altar

    Tough week here at The Church. A 2-2 record is anything but holy around these parts. So we need to get back on track here. The question remains, how do we get back to our winning ways? After thinking long and hard we here at The Church have found the perfect solution... That's right kids... LIVE ANIMAL SACRIFICE! Please do your part! Regardless of our missed picks, this week featured the always controversial BCS rankings. And kids let me tell you these BCS robots have no clue what the hell they're...
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  • Open Letters From The Church

    Alas the biggest weekend in college football has lived up to the hype and now we are left to wonder how will the teams that lost (Oklahoma, Missouri and LSU) salvage their seasons? As we know the BCS rewards unbeaten teams (usually). Arguably three of the best teams in nation must regroup and prepare for the home stretch. These teams must realize that the season is far from over and these SEC and Big-12 teams will have a shot at redemption in the next few weeks. Sure things may look down right now...