The Church of Keith Jackson

Every Dog Has Its Day

Wooooooo mama! What a weekend, what a weekend! Not only does the No. 1 team in the nation bite the dust in fantastic fashion but today's unveiling of the BCS rankings revealed some sort of logical thought. And we thought machines could not be trusted. Texas Tech jumps from No.7 to No. 2 after beating Texas, rewarding the team for a great game. The Red Raiders did not deviate from their style thus showing they are a superior team to Texas. I thought Tech would have to start running the ball but...

Published Mon, Nov 11 2008 3:12 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Texas, Rankings, Texas Tech, Phil Fulmer, Tennessee

My Favourite Vices

Here at the Chruch at Keith Jackson we like to stay away from dangerous vices. Vices such as, but not limited to: - excessive fornication (anything more than 10 times a week is pushing it) - excessive gambling (bet you can't stop) - and excessive gluttony These are all to be avoided like dogs avoid Michael Vick. But once in a while we all like to indulge. Indulging in these activities is what makes us flawed, makes us sinners, makes us human. This weekend will be one of those indulgences. Yes...

Published Fri, Oct 10 2008 12:22 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Florida, Texas, Texas Tech, Kate Moss, Cheeseburger Pizza, Georgia

Coveting Thy Hesiman Winner's Girl

Another weekend and another BCS ranking with no major suprise at the top. The top 3 teams in the nation, Texas, Alabama and Penn State, all took care of business on Saturday. However for all 3 teams their victories came at a price. Blueprints started to take shape on how to beat this year's powerhouse teams. Alabama showed that they can get rattled early, plus im still not sold on John Parker Wilson when he is under pressure. Ohio State showed that Penn State running back Evan Royster is human...

Published Tue, Oct 10 2008 8:04 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Alabama Crimson Tide, Penn State, Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy, Texas, Rankings

Kicking for Penance

This week's plotlines come from the midwest. The Big 12 conference was on all of the pundit's lips this week. Colt McCoy, now the smart pick for Heisman (when Tim Tebow speaks , people listen), has decided to return to Texas next year for his senior season. We here at The Church of Keith Jackson are going to go out on a limb and say that McCoy is coming back to school to persuade NFL owners that he is, in fact, The Real McCoy (yes even here at The Church we go for the easy ones). We figure...

Published Fri, Oct 10 2008 3:01 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Big 12, Tim Tebow, Texas, Mike Leach, Mike Gundy, OKlahoma State, Tulsa, kickers, Texas Tech

The Ranch Houses of Cain and Abel

It is upon us. Quite possibly the greatest, most holy weekend of the year. Yes, a weekend in which schools will be victorious in brave and bloody in battle. A weekend in which rivalries reach their precipice. A weekend in which sitting on the couch on a Saturday with one hand down your pants and the other gripping an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon is not only accepted BUT ENCOURAGED. Here at the Church of Keith Jackson this weekend is like Ramadan, Yom Kippur, Easter and the Dali Lama's birthday...

Published Fri, Oct 10 2008 12:12 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Florida, Oklahoma, LSU, Colt McCoy, Texas, Pabst Blue Ribbon, DeMarco Murray, Sergio Leone, Applebee's, Red River Shootout

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled...

Was convincing the world he didn't exist... People, fans of the college football game, members of The Church of Keith Jackson congregation, The Devil is walking the sidelines of Alabama. Nick Satan has convinced the college football world that he does not exist. Satan has used his dark powers to twist the minds of the AP voters to vote his unholy army of 'Bama football players to the #2 ranking in the nation. These are dark days my friends, dark days indeed. Strange things have been taking...

Published Fri, Oct 10 2008 3:24 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Wisconsin Badgers, Tim Tebow, Oklahoma, Texas, Brent Musberger, Nick Satan, Jesse Palmer, ESPN

The More Things Change...

The saying goes that the more things change, the more they really stay the same. This past weekend in college football that old addage was the truth. Suprises were tough to come by. Instead we were reminded that the cream of the league will always rise to the top and the crap of the nation will alway sink to the bottom of the bowl. Oh Florida State, where shall I begin? How about a team that didn't score less than 40 points in their 1st two games putting up a paltry 3 points. THREE POINTS! Inexcusable...

Published Mon, Sep 09 2008 3:10 PM by Andrew Webster

Filed under: Florida State Seminoles, Florida, Tim Tebow, Oklahoma, LSU, Ron Mexico, Colt McCoy, injury, Texas

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