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  • Coveting Thy Hesiman Winner's Girl

    Another weekend and another BCS ranking with no major suprise at the top. The top 3 teams in the nation, Texas, Alabama and Penn State, all took care of business on Saturday. However for all 3 teams their victories came at a price. Blueprints started to take shape on how to beat this year's powerhouse teams. Alabama showed that they can get rattled early, plus im still not sold on John Parker Wilson when he is under pressure. Ohio State showed that Penn State running back Evan Royster is human...

  • Kicking for Penance

    This week's plotlines come from the midwest. The Big 12 conference was on all of the pundit's lips this week. Colt McCoy, now the smart pick for Heisman (when Tim Tebow speaks , people listen), has decided to return to Texas next year for his senior season. We here at The Church of Keith Jackson are going to go out on a limb and say that McCoy is coming back to school to persuade NFL owners that he is, in fact, The Real McCoy (yes even here at The Church we go for the easy ones). We figure...

  • The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled...

    Was convincing the world he didn't exist... People, fans of the college football game, members of The Church of Keith Jackson congregation, The Devil is walking the sidelines of Alabama. Nick Satan has convinced the college football world that he does not exist. Satan has used his dark powers to twist the minds of the AP voters to vote his unholy army of 'Bama football players to the #2 ranking in the nation. These are dark days my friends, dark days indeed. Strange things have been taking...

  • The More Things Change...

    The saying goes that the more things change, the more they really stay the same. This past weekend in college football that old addage was the truth. Suprises were tough to come by. Instead we were reminded that the cream of the league will always rise to the top and the crap of the nation will alway sink to the bottom of the bowl. Oh Florida State, where shall I begin? How about a team that didn't score less than 40 points in their 1st two games putting up a paltry 3 points. THREE POINTS! Inexcusable...

  • Making Amens

    I feel that I have kind of ignored the SEC these last few weeks. My SEC preview was a little light, so to say. I really just feel like I haven't shown the best football conference its proper love. But all you southerners need to know that you have my love locked down. Luckily Mr. Kanye West has recently released a song that sums up my feelings towards the SEC. So for the Gators, the Tigers, the Volunteers, the Crimson Tides and the Tigers I dedicate this song to you... Now that my real feelings...