For a quick taste of what's offered over at our NFL Playoff Preview page, here's how things would go down this weekend if the cooler cities always won.
Baltimore vs. Nashville
Claim to fame
Baltimore: The second-highest crime rate in the country
Nashville: The home of country music
Analysis: Country music isn't cool, but it sure beats getting shot.
Nickname
Baltimore: Charm City
Nashville: Music City
Analysis: Ever hear of the Charm City Miracle? Didn't think so.
Top celebrities
Baltimore: Michael Bloomberg, Carmelo Anthony, Michael Phelps
Nashville: Al Gore, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson
Analysis: Sure, Bloomberg is another city's mayor and Anthony is another city's star, but Phelps has some serious star power right now. Baltimore also gets bonus points for giving the world Babe Ruth. Also of interest: Oprah Winfrey has at one point or another lived in both cities.
Hottest celebrity
Baltimore: Stacy Keibler
Nashville: Reese Witherspoon
Analysis: Keibler in a walk.
Weather: Neither is great, but it's slightly warmer and less snowy in Nashville.
Winner: Titans by a hair.
San Diego vs. Pittsburgh
Claim to fame
San Diego: The best climate in the United States
Pittsburgh: More bridges than any other city in the world, save for Venice
Analysis: Bridges are more beautiful when you can ride on 'em with the convertible roof flipped down.
Nickname
San Diego: America's Finest City
Pittsburgh: Steel City
Analysis: Where do you get off, San Diego?
Top celebrities
San Diego: Phil Mickelson, Cameron Diaz
Pittsburgh: Andy Warhol
Analysis: Lefty and Diaz can't compare historically, but being alive makes them bigger right now.
Hottest celebrity
San Diego: Rihanna
Pittsburgh: Christina Aguilera
Analysis: Diaz and Rihanna combined still don't keep with the genie in a bottle.
Weather: Is there a city in America that can go toe-to-toe with San Diego's breezy beauty?
Winner: Chargers in overtime.
Philadelphia vs. New York
Claim to fame
Philadelphia: The "birthplace of America," and its first capital
New York: About 170 languages are spoken in NYC
Analysis: What have you done for me lately, Philly?
Nickname
Philadelphia: The City of Brotherly Love
New York: The City That Never Sleeps
Analysis: Both are exquisite. Call it a tie.
Top celebrities
Philadelphia: Will Smith, Dick Clark,
New York: Adam Sandler, Al Pacino and Woody Allen
Analysis: New York in a landslide.
Hottest celebrity
Philadelphia: Kelly Monaco
New York: Jennifer Lopez
Analysis: Underwhelming findings from the Big Apple.
Weather: Too close to call.
Winner: Giants by a field goal.
Phoenix vs. Charlotte
Claim to fame
Phoenix: Considered the hottest city in the U.S. with an average of 211 days of sunshine per year
Charlotte: Relocate-America.com called it "The Best Place to Live in America"
Analysis: There is a such thing as too hot. Besides, relocate-america.com has never steered us wrong.
Nickname
Phoenix: Valley of the Sun
Charlotte: The Queen City
Analysis: Regardless of what they tell you, sharing a nickname with Buffalo is not a good thing.
Top celebrities
Phoenix: John McCain, Jordin Sparks
Charlotte: Ric Flair
Analysis: Seriously? No winner here.
Hottest celebrity
Phoenix: Jenna Jameson
Charlotte: Chyler Leigh
Analysis: Leigh is from the ABC show "Grey's Anatomy" and played Janey Briggs in "Not Another Teen Movie." The fact that an explanation is needed probably doesn't bode well for Charlotte's hotness.
Weather: See "Claim to Fame"
Winner: Cardinals pull off the upset.