The Detroit Lions played a half-decent game Sunday in Carolina but still fell short of their first victory of 2008. When will win number one come? Based on the result of their week 11 efforts, don’t hold your breath.
Just how bad are the Detroit Lions? Can they go 0-16? Just a couple questions surrounding Detroit as it reaches the 10-game mark, still winless.
It’s probably odd that we decide to take a closer look at the Lions’ ineptitude after they played one of their best games of the season. Rookie running back Kevin Smith played well against Carolina, amassing 112 yards on 24 carries. Detroit led 10-0 in the first half, outplaying a first-place team.
But they still lost, and maybe that’s the best indication of how bad they are. Quarterback Daunte Culpepper was probably as good as he’s going to get, Smith was great, Calvin Johnson continues to be the franchise, and the defence held the Carolina offence in check for at least part of the day.
Can things really get better for this team? Sure, the run defence was abysmal. The Lions let DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart go nuts on Sunday. But when looking at their final six games, it’s hard to see a turnaround ahead:
Week 12: vs. Tampa Bay (7-3)
Week 13: vs. Tennessee (10-0) on three days’ rest
Week 14: vs. Minnesota (5-5 and winners of four of six)
Week 15: @ Indianapolis (6-4 and winners of three straight)
Week 16: vs. New Orleans (5-5)
Week 17: @ Green Bay (5-5)
Two bright signs: The Saints are 1-4 on the road and could be mathematically eliminated by then; and four of Detroit’s final six games are at Ford Field.
Still, the task isn’t enviable.
Usually teams struggle this badly because they simply don’t have the personnel to keep up. And while that’s partly the case in the Motor City, it’s hard to put too much blame on individuals who’ve been brought together under impossible circumstances.
How often do teams start this badly? Since the AFL-NFL merger, only six teams have started 0-12 or worse. If the Lions can’t win against Tampa or Tennessee, they’ll join that group.
Here’s the crazy part. In that group already are the 2001 Lions. So, at least on paper, two of the seven worst teams in the Super Bowl era will hail from Detroit, in this decade. Only five players -- offensive tackle Jeff Backus, running back Aveion Cason, defensive end Jared DeVries, kicker Jason Hanson, and centre Dominic Raiola -- remain from that ’01 Lions team.
So unless those guys are the sole root of losing as we know it, the suits should be charged with turning the Lions from the joke they were pre-21st century to the feature-length slapstick comedy they’ve become in the new millennium.
That’s why it’s hard to blame the players. And that’s why Matt Millen should go down as the worst professional football executive of all time.
Only one team in the modern era -- the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- has had a completely winless season. But those Bucs were an expansion franchise, which gives them a semi-asterisk. And they only went winless over a 14-game regular season, handing them another small asterisk.
The odds are in favour of Detroit joining the orange embarrassment that were the ’76 Bucs. But Tampa had an excuse.
The Lions? Well, regardless of what Rod Marinelli tells you, they have nobody to blame except themselves.
And, of course, Millen.
Week 11 one-liners
• Teams from the NFC South are now 19-2 vs. the rest of the NFL at home, after Carolina and Tampa won on home turf and Atlanta lost at the Georgia Dome Sunday.
• Broncos rookie Spencer Larsen started on both offence and defence against Atlanta, becoming the first player to do so since Orlando Brown accomplished the feat (we suppose we can call it a feat) with the Ravens in 2003.
• Julius Peppers has himself five sacks and three forced fumbles in two weeks, which is the primary reason the Panthers have somehow won both games.
• Jake Delhomme certainly hasn’t chipped in. He has a total of 17 completions in those two wins, over Oakland and Detroit.
• Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams make up the scariest running back duo of the future.
• With the Eagles pretty much toast, Donovan McNabb’s future is in doubt. McNabb threw three picks Sunday for the first time since 2006. He’s completed less than 50 percent of his passes over Philly’s last two games, both not wins.
• Both not losses, either. Thanks to that annoying tie. More on that here.
• McNabb admitted (seemingly with his tongue nowhere near his cheek) after that game that he didn’t know ties were in the rulebook.
• Brian Westbrook has fallen off the face of the planet.
• The Eagles are now 0-4-1 in games decided by six points or less.
• They’re 5-0 in games decided by seven or more.
• The Chiefs might’ve beaten the Saints had they not kept tossing fade routes each and every time they got close to the end zone. When are teams going to realize that the jump ball is a low-percentage play?
• Thom Brennaman became our hero when he summed it up on the broadcast: “For every 50 times you try that play, it works twice.”
• Early in the game, the Chiefs had a first-and-goal on the New Orleans one-yard line. They ran twice in a row with Larry Johnson, and then lobbed a fade to Dwayne Bowe. None of it worked, and KC settled for a triple. In the weeks prior, without LJ, the Chiefs might’ve hit paydirt there.
• Derrick Mason is a man (he’s 40!). That was a gutsy effort, performing gallantly despite a dislocated shoulder.
• Sure, Tampa was stuffing the run, but the Vikings had to find a way to work Adrian Peterson into the game on their final drive … and didn’t. Brad Childress continues to struggle at getting his best player the ball when it matters most.
• Minnesota didn’t run once in the fourth quarter.
• The Raiders have scored 33 first-half points all season.
• The 49ers scored 35 points in the first half against St. Louis.
• Thirty-two years young, Charles Woodson is having the best season of his career.
• The Colts are doing the little things right. They were 10-for-15 on third-down conversions against the Texans, converting two biggies on what was essentially a game-clinching drive.
• The last time the Cardinals were 7-3, Jimmy Carter was in the Whitehouse. The seventh win came one day after Kerri Strug was born.
• Against Jacksonville, Tennessee lost the turnover battle, lost the third-down battle (it only had one conversion all game), lost the penalty battle, and lost the time of possession battle. Titans 24, Jaguars 14
• The Titans have outscored their opponents 130-54 in the second half this season.
• Steelers 11, Chargers 10: The first 11-10 final score in NFL history.
• Troy Polamalu with the play of the year?
• Bad timeout by Jim Zorn, before going for it on fourth down at the end of what ended up being Washington’s final series of the game against Dallas. The decision to go for it should’ve been obvious. Timeouts are too valuable in games like that to use in situations like those.
• We’re convinced that sooner or later Bob Papa will say “(blank) picks up a couple” following a 35-yard run.
Blatant overreaction of the week
“The Falcons are/were pretenders”
Bad days do happen, especially when we’re talking about an extremely young team. And if this is as bad as it gets for the Falcons, they’re in good shape. The pieces are still there, with Roddy White, Michael Turner and Matt Ryan leading the offence for the long haul. Remember, this team has already exceeded expectations. And they still look like a playoff team.
Why the (New York Giants) will win Super Bowl XLIII
We bring it back to the bread and butter with the obvious choice. The Giants jumped ahead on Sunday against the best defensive team in football and never looked back. Sometimes we think it’s a shame they don’t use Brandon Jacobs more because the man’s a beast. But, really, their system is working like a charm and keeping everyone fresh with the playoffs down the road.
Here’s the best part about this team: They no longer need to get to the quarterback to win. They’ve only recorded one sack in their last two wins. You’re in good shape when you can win despite struggling to do what you usually do best.
Why the (Baltimore Ravens) won’t win Super Bowl XLIII
How does the running game just disappear like that? The Ravens didn’t exactly rise to the occasion in the biggest game of their season, which is disappointing. It’s been a good year, but this team has had a few too many stinkers. The schedule doesn’t let up, either.
Team of the week: Green Bay Packers
Now that’s balance! With Ryan Grant rolling and the aggressive Green Bay defence always ready to create points (another defensive touchdown against Chicago gives them nine on the season), this team has an extremely high ceiling. Green Bay beat the Bears 40-3 on Dec. 11, 1994, with Brett Favre passing for 250 yards and Edgar Bennett running for 106. This was the biggest blowout in the all-time series since then.
Player of the week: Anquan Boldin
Should Boldin be getting consideration for offensive player of the year? The guy’s missed time with a demolished face, and still has 62 catches, 792 yards and a league-leading 10 touchdown receptions.
Setting the pace
• Saints quarterback Drew Brees is on pace to pass for 5,201 yards, still ahead of Dan Marino’s all-time single-season mark.
• Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter is on pace to record 21.5 sacks, one short of Michael Strahan's single-season record.
MVP watch
We’ve decided to ditch our Albert Haynesworth campaign, partly because no defensive player has won the award since Lawrence Taylor in 1986, and partly because the Titans’ season is turning into more of a team effort. We’ll join the hordes by saying that, as of right now, your NFL MVP is Kurt Warner, who’s leading the Cardinals to one of their best seasons … ever.
Rookie of the Year watch
As of right now, your offensive rookie of the year is Ryan, who still did a decent job in an off game against the Broncos. He’s still on pace to have one of the best rookie seasons of all time. Your defensive rookie of the year is Jerod Mayo, who was once again a tackle machine against the Jets Thursday night. Mayo is going to be a beast in this league.
Ray Edwards single-season sack record watch
Edwards, the little-known Vikings defensive end, said in the offseason he planned on breaking Strahan’s single-season sack record of 22.5. We’ll track his progress here each week.
Edwards wasn’t able to get to Jeff Garcia in Tampa and is stuck on 1.5 sacks on the season. At this rate, he’ll have the worst season of his career.