A dangerous situation unfolded this weekend at a New York Jets tailgate party, when Peter King, of Sports Illustrated, accidentally brushed up against a car while sporting his ubiquitous hard-on for Brett Favre, causing the vehicle to ignite through the volatile combination of friction and grease sweat. (Note: Peter King's crotch is also extremely hot, so this does, in fact, make sense.)
Only the aftermath was caught on tape, but, I mean... how else could this have possibly happened?
[Hat Tip to Busted Coverage, though oddly, they seem to have missed the King angle, which, if you ask me, is pretty obvious.]