Obligatory Sports Babe
Danica Patrick, you have company.
That's Britney Spears whipping around the Go-Kart track, apparently sober and not wearing any clothing that could result in a panty shot.
Check out Epic Carnival for more pics of racing's newest femme fatale.
A Pitcher Even Ted Williams Couldn't Touch
So the Rays knocked off the White Sox and Boston put the Angels out of their misery last night, but could BJ Upton or David Ortiz touch this dude?:
The answer is quite obviously "no". Anyone who has indulged in the art of whiffle ball knows this guy is FILTHY. If he doesn't beat you with straight heat he'll get you with that killer movement. He's even changing up his arm action and release point for some of those laser-guided peas. But most importantly, he's hitting the target EVERY time (well, in his edited highlights anyway). I have no idea how he got this good, but my only guesses are he's either:
A) Made some type of pact with Satan
or
B) He's not human, but one of those shape-shifting reptilian aliens that David Icke has warned us all about.
Kimbo Slice Fight Fixed?
You don't have to be an MMA fanatic to know something stunk about What's-His-Face's knock out of Kimbo Slice in the EliteXC event on the weekend. Just for reference, here's the video, in case you're the one guy who hasn't seen it yet.
I will say this: I once sat in the front row of a Maple Leaf Wrestling event and saw Hulk Hogan hit King Harley Race harder than that first punch that knocked Slice down. BUT, it was in that sensitive temporal area, which could explain the easy collapse.
City of Champs has listed a few signs that the fight could have been fixed. Meanwhile, Michael Rome at Bloody Elbow is demanding an investigation of Elite XC after Seth Petruzelli (that's "What's-His-Face") was quoted as saying "The promoter kinda hinted to me, and they gave me money to stand and trade with him. They didn't want me to take him down. Let's just put it that way."
The Evolution of the Tennis Racket
Yeah, that's a pretty boring ass headline. I know. BUT, I clicked on this link and was at least educated about something, if not slightly entertained. For example did you know that the earliest form of tennis was played by French monks who used their hands to bat around an animal skin? And did you know "the early origins of the tennis racquet are preserved in its name, which is derived from the Arabic word for the palm of the hand - rakhat."?
Next time you're stuck for small-talk on a first date you can crack out that little gem. She'll be blown away with your depth of knowledge. Nuggets like "rakhat" are panty remover, trust me.
Check out this Davis Cup betting site for the full evolution.
How to Pay Off $14,330 in 20 Months
Not sports related, but we've all been in the hole big time at one point or another. That is, unless you're one of those thousand-dollar cashmere sweater wearing rich kids. And if you are - you can just screw right off now. For the rest of you financial mortals, here's one woman's story of how she paid off some soul crippling debt in a quick amount of time.