The weekend's coming. Your hangover from last night is probably just starting to clear up. You just had a big meal, and maybe last night you used your fat man strength to un-stick the door at your band's rehearsal space, only to find that you'd just destroyed the dead bolt. You're at work, but you're not really "feeling it".

No problem. We'll get through this together.

This should help you pass the time...

• To get you primed for the start of the ALCS, Sports Illustrated has a wicked gallery of shots from the long history of brawls between the Red Sox and the Rays.

• I'm not sure why I'm hearing about this from Deadspin and Yahoo, seeing as it's coming from the Toronto Sun, but apparently Cujo is nailing Shania Twain.

• Funny, Magic Johnson didn't take too well to the suggestion that he faked having AIDS.

• Mike Wilbon thinks the Kimbo-Seth Petruzelli fight was fixed-- as in, Kimbo took a dive. Uh?

• Hey, Brett Favre is a jerk! (It's in there... keep going until you get to the practical jokes.)

• Within the next week, Gavin McInnes, founder of Vice, now on his own at Street Boners and TV Carnage, will reveal the answers to three of life's great mysteries.

• Sure, you may be seeing news items saying that Browns TE Kellen Winslow is in the hospital. But did you know it's because he's got balls the size of watermelons? And I don't mean the way this guy does...

• Some Chicago company got a little presumptuous with their advertising for the fall season...

• If you're not terrified by a Karate Monkey, you're obviously not human. Or possibly just a little slow-- I SAID A KARATE MONKEY!!!!

• Mike Dunleavy is either a pimp or an idiot.

• There are places, it seems, where McDonald's still uses a promo with Michael Vick's name on it. Huh?
  

• Seeing as I've decided to make this post vaguely Costanza-related, here's a look at the hottest women George somehow managed to date.

Alright then. I think that should cover the last couple hours of the day for you. But just in case you need a little more, and in case you're the one dude who hasn't seen it yet, go on ahead and enjoy Mike Tyson's Brunch Out...

Awww... and what the hell... have some classic Professor Brothers as well..