It's once again time for a word from our sponsors. (Though again, these are, obviously, not actually our sponsors.)

This girl is lucky she's got huge cans, because she's about as sharp as a bag of wet hair. Ralph's Williams Stadium? Orcheshire Park, New York?

Where the hell do I know this Mark Hebscher-looking guy from?!? I mean besides this commercial which is obviously a classic-- and not only because dude is rocking the classic early-90s Scarborough mullet-perm...

And while we're on Jays World Series-era commercials, here's this unwatchable, cringe-inducing piece of schlock. Warning: Turn your volume down-- if you get caught blasting this song you'll become a living joke. I'm not kidding. I've seen it happen. It's lameness is all knowing, and all powerful. Beware...

Until it unnecessarily gets a bit sappy at the end, this Dodgers commercial with a guy who wears his foam finger everywhere is worth a watch...

I don't even know what the hell this is-- besides Japanese. And awesome.

It's probably been a few years since you've watched this Chicks Dig the Long Ball commercial with Glavine, Maddux and McGwire. It's still pretty OK.

It wouldn't be a commercial break without Wayne Gretzky whoring himself out one way or another. Here he is with his brother Keith in a 1981 7-Up commercial. Take note of the acting skills-- "Seven up? If anybody needs a 7-Up... it's me."-- I think ol' Wayne may have missed his calling.

And who could forget: bad things, man... bad things...