Obligatory Sports Babe

Happy Halloween everybody. You know, every Halloween we get farther and farther from the idea that it's supposed to be a celebration of the spooky, as it becomes more and more about girls dressing up as a "sexy" whatever. What an age we live in!

Scary Goalie Masks

Of course, Halloween hasn't entirely lost its frightening edge-- and in that spirit the Hockey News shows us their version of the ten scariest goalie masks. Though, for my money, that badass Murray Bannerman one needs to be way higher on the list.

One Last Bit Of Halloweenness...

One hundred awesome illustrated horror movie posters. A lot of these I wouldn't exactly call horror films, but whatever, still pretty cool.

When I Think Subversive, I Don't Think Jennie Finch...

But apparently China does, because the women's softball star was one of nine American Olympic athletes named in an email from Chinese officials to the USOC about individuals of concern. Specifically, they feared that someone might stage some kind of demonstration.

Mountain Man Teases Shaq

In case you haven't already seen it, here's Shaq taking a hack-a-Shaq foul five seconds into the new season, and Gregg Popovich's priceless reaction.

Wow, She's Really Excited That the Phillies Won

Hat tip: Deadspin