Breaking into a luggage store? Jumping on a bus shelter?
How about flaming cop cars, you pussies! Montreal... show them how it's* done:
*by "it" I, of course, mean "being a complete fuckwad. Because this is obviously retarded. It's not awesome. I'm serious. In no way do I think this is awesome. Calm down already! It's only the first round!
More examples of how Philadelphia's weak-ass rioting got pwned at On 205th Magazine.