The weekend is coming. Somehow, you weren't very hungover this morning, and you feel it's best not to question that. Maybe the beer at lunch helped. Maybe it was the Montreal smoked meat. Who knows?
Five o'clock is coming and... well... frankly... it really sucks trying to think of something to write in this space every week, just to make sure that the first little tidbit I post appears below the Costanza picture. So you know what you're going to get this week? White space. Deal.
Oh yeah, and don't worry. This will help...
- After hilariously and brilliantly picking apart idiotic journalism for three and a half years, Fire Joe Morgan have decided to call it quits. I guess the Office wasn't going to write itself, but it's still an unfortunate decision if you ask me. FJM will be seriously missed.
- Jack Morris: Babblefest 2009-- and article on some of the absurd Hall of Fame arguments that get made in Jack Morris's favour. Plus, they basically say that Dave Stieb was better, so you should probably read it.
- Didier Drogba is being charged by the FA for violent conduct for throwing a coin back into the crowd during Chelsea's Carling Cup match against Burnley on Wednesday. What I don't get is, how come he didn't keep it-- after all, he's got five kids to feed, man.
- Here's an article debunking some myths about everybody's least favourite city of sports fans Boston Philadelphia.
- Tirico Suave noticed that a recent half-time show interview with Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco took place in the most humble room in his house.
- With Leather previews this weekend's UFC event in pretty much the most perfect way possible: The other day a friend of mine asked, “How is Randy Couture vs. Brock Lesnar the biggest fight in UFC history?”
My answer: in terms of talent it probably isn’t, but in terms of hype it doesn’t get any better. You’ve got your 45-year-old hall of famer who everyone loves vs. a freakish homophobic redneck meathead with a big cock tattooed on his chest who everyone hates.
- Todd Marinovich's brother has an interesting new business venture.
- Before Seth Green became, um... "famous" from the Austin Powers movies and whatever the hell else he does, he was... uh... well... oh, that's embarrassing...
- Aaron Brooks of the Houston Rockets is a smart man...
- Rasheed Wallace explains his new tattoo:
- This is some A-1 Quality car porn. Do yourself a favour and don't turn it off until you've at least seen the guy on the Segway.
- The Big Lebowski is pretty much the best movie ever, and for the two of you who haven't already seen this, please enjoy the fucking short version (naughty language):
- Hmmm... well, if I figure there are only two of you who haven't already seen that Lebowski clip, how many does it mean have seen this even more viewed clip? Oh... wait... that's right, I don't care. It's still worth another watch. We're going to Brazil. . .