Obligatory Sports Babe

Yesterday a bunch of sites posted galleries of pictures of Anna Kournikova during a photo shoot, and while I don't quite understand the point of having pictures taken of someone getting their picture taken, it is Anna Kournikova on a bunch of balls-- plus I've managed to crop out the nasty photographer who was poisoning the shot. So, everybody wins.

What If Stephon Marbury Was A Spur?

In no way will this ever happen, despite Starbury actually making the laughable statement that he'd like to play in San Antonio, but it would be pretty hilarious if it did-- as this little scene from Food Court Lunch clearly demonstrates.

Women Kissing At Ralph Wilson Stadium?

It appears like it-- and it's not nearly as disgusting as that might sound on first blush. Actually, they're pretty not bad looking. Now let's never talk about that game again...

Yankees Suck

OK, seriously. I absolutely hate the Yankees and their fans and their money and their sense of entitlement and their money and their constant success and most of their players and their money... so, I may be a little biased here. But... um, what a bag of dicks. What is it this time, you ask? It's the fact that a Boston fan got royally boot-fucked in Yankee Stadium, requiring eye surgery after the attack, and now that he's suing the Yankees for perhaps not having adequate security to control their fans, their defence is that he "assumed the risk of foreseeable injury based on his own conduct." Seriously?

There's a New Word in the Dictionary...

Meh.

Ronald McDonald: Haunting NBA Players Since 2008

In this case, Ronald's evil stare is burning into the back of Michael Beasley's skull.

McGyver Could Tornado Punch a Man

Doubt me? Just watch...