Obligatory Sports Babe

Scarlett Johansson doesn't have anything to do with sports, and I for one, couldn't care less. Somebody went and put together a list of the ten hottest Scarlett moments (with video evidence), and while, I'm not going to lie, I haven't been sitting here at work methodically going through each one of them, I'm still pretty sure they're worth a look. Oh, and there are also some outtakes of a recent photo shoot of hers at On 205th magazine. So... you know... still not sports-related, but... whatever...

Impersonating a Public Figure On A Social Networking Site? What is the World Coming To?

Somebody has been pretending to be Shaq on Twitter for the last few months, so the Suns centre is doing the only thing a man in his position can do: Tweeting.

And Your Newest China Shark is... Claude Lemieux

You may have heard rumblings a few weeks ago that former NHL agitator Claude Lemieux was contemplating making a comeback. Well, nobody in the NHL would take him, so he's gone and done the next best thing: joined the China Sharks of the Asian Hockey League. He'll be teammates with goaltender Wade Flaherty-- who has an impressive sixth-best goals against average in the league.

(Possibly Fake) Browns GM Is Polite

Rumours out there today, via Deadspin, that Cleveland Browns GM Phil Savage may have responded to a nasty email that criticized the team with a witty: "Go root for Buffalo-f#@* you-". Nice!

I Know You're All Waiting To Find Out

An pretty interesting examination of whether the story that Hitler only had one testicle is true.

Rugby Fight!

This is hardly one of those NBA-style shoving matches. Nice welt on the one guy's head.

Bike Hero

Amazing, but... uh, guys... you might have a little too much time on your hands.