Obligatory Sports Babe

This is Anna Semenovich (note: heh), who used to be an ice dancer. She competed in the 2000 World Figure Skating Championships, and she now looks like this. Though, as Sports By Brooks has noticed, there seems to be considerably more of her than there was in her ice dancing days.

More Super Bowl Dating Pointlessness

Why is it that every year somebody tries to turn some aspect of the Super Bowl into a dating service? This year, we've got SuperBowlSingleGirl.com, which is a woman who is trying to raise three million dollars-- three million dollars-- to run a thirty-second personal ad during the game. If she doesn't make it, she'll donate whatever money she does raise to the United Way, so at least that's something, I guess...

Karaoke Chaos

Here are somebody's arbitrary list of the five greatest craziest karaoke-inspired acts of violence. Word to the wise: don't mess with Dio's Holy Diver.

The Poster For The New Terminator Movie Is...

What's the word? Uh... oh yeah, awesome.

Women's MMA Inspires Porn

Yes, a company called Pink and White Productions-- which makes adult films for women-- has come up with "Champion", a story of female mixed martial artists, doing whatever it is female mixed martial artists do in hardcore porn. But before you get too excited, "keep in mind," Deadspin writes, "these are real lesbians—not the fake porn lesbians you're probably used to. The movie even has real cage-fighters in it, so all the action (in and out of the ring) is extremely authentic."

Speaking of the MMA Explosion...

... can we maybe keep the ground and pound out of hockey fights?

Matt Cassel is Playing Some Hellified Ball