Obligatory Sports Babe

This is Lauren, a Nashville Predators ice girl and "MTSU electronic media management student" who "hosts her own radio show in Murfeesboro", which, if you ask me, sounds totally made up. Easy on the eyes, though-- and just one of many ice girls you'll find at Head of Fred's Top Ten Reasons to Watch Hockey.

Phoenix Coyotes Layoffs

Despite claims, which sound like total bullshit to me, that their ticket sales are up 90,000 over last year, and the number of tickets they've given away are down 75%, the Phoenix Coyotes have laid off 18 employees-- over 10% of their 150-person staff. Dun dun dun.

Random Awesomeness

INTERNET (musically): You are a fuckin' ***.

More Random Awesomeness

Creepy Craigslist ad involving gay sex, model trains and... uh, immitation crab meat?

Images From the Fiesta Bowl

You know, it's true what they say: everything is bigger in Texas. Especially the mullets.

12 Calendars No One Would Ever Purchase

At least, that's what Holy Taco calls this post. Though... call me crazy, but I'd totally buy the ones of police sketches, cartoon raping, and A-Rod killing puppies.

George Parros Saves The Porn 'Stache

Ducks enforcer George Parros did a pretty seriously great thing recently and had his notoriously-long hair cut to make wigs for the Childhood Leukemia foundation. He then did an even greater thing, keeping his porn 'stache, inspiring Busted Coverage's post on the charity hair cut to link to a bunch of pics of athlete porn 'staches. (Though, inexplicably left off their list is my all-time favourite, Jake Plummer.)

You Don't Even Have to Know Mike Francesa To Love The Hell Out of This

Thanks to Tirico Suave, here's Mike Francesa, of New York's WFAN, and Bill Parcells in a 1993 commercial for something called Manny's Restaurant.