Obligatory Sports Babe

Kayla here was COED's girl of the day the other day, and while she doesn't appear to have anything to do with sports, she's wearing a UCLA shirt and she looks like this, so I think you'll agree that ... who cares?

Adam Scott Is Better Than You

Golf.com is reporting that, just a week after Australian golfer Adam Scott was seen doing whatever it is you do on the beach with tennis star Ana Ivanovic, he's now been spotted at a resort in Hawaii with actress Kate Hudson. Huh? This guy? Oh. Well, OK, maybe that makes sense-- swoon!

Heavy Metal Names

Perhaps the greatest chart ever (or at least since the Periodic Table of Awesoments), Gorillamask points us to this explanation of how all heavy metal band names are derived from one of five themes: death, deadly things, animals, religion, and badass misspellings.

Vintage Ad Break

These are two unrelated links, but since they share a common theme, and aren't really great enough on their own to bother to use, I figured, what the hell, I'll put them together. First up, Uncoached has a nice mishmash of outstanding vintage ads-- including a classy Molson Golden one at the end. And then you can feast your eyes on Blue Jays radio man Alan Ashby, back in his days with the Houston Astros, hawking Whoppers with teammate Phil Garner-- thanks to Big League Stew.

Awesome Hockey Photoshops

I must admit, I've never heard of Worth1000.com, but whoever they are, their Hockey Photoshop contest has generated some outstanding entries (especially since, you know, the only way Senators fans are going to see their logo near the cup this year is with a whole lot of beer-- so this one here works on many levels. Or maybe just the one. What am I, an art professor?)