Obligatory Sports Babe

Bar Refaeli is, as you can see, a somewhat ridiculously hot Israeli model. Don Chavez recently dug up some pictures of her on a golf course, and since this section of the link dump seems to have less and less to do with sports every day, I figured, why the hell not? As usual, I think you'll agree I've made the right choice.

Of Course, I Could Have Used Paris Hilton

But what is this, 2004? Turns out though, she's dating baseball's most insanely overpaid player, Barry Zito. If you ask me it's truly an impressive achievement to be baseball's most insanely overpaid player, but it's probably just as impressive to have the balls to nail Paris Hilton in the year 2009.

Proud Canadian Company Denied Super Bowl Ad

Seems that the NFL has some kind of problem with encouraging adultery, among its sponsors, at least-- probably among players, though, considering how little they care about, you know, all the alcohol, guns, steroids, cocaine, assault, and being Tony Romo that they get away with, but I digress... Busted Coverage points us to a post from Vent About Sports that details how AshleyMadison.com-- slogan: Life is short. Have an affair.-- had an ad ready to go in the Super Bowl program, only to have it pulled.

McDonalds Nerdness

Here we have a charming fellow giving you precise instruction on how to get a free meal at McDonalds (by stealing the food of the guy behind you in the drive-thru line). And much, much more importantly, we have the McRib Locator. Yes, apparently the McRib has been making appearances all around North America lately, and this handy locator tells you where it's been spotted recently, so that you can go out and find yourself some heart-clogging re-constituted meaty deliciousness.

Trying To Answer The Question That's On Everybody's Mind

Exactly how high were Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce during their press conference after last Sunday's win over the Raptors? (via Today's Big Thing)