Obligatory Sports Babe

Logan Stanton is, evidently, the newest UFC Ring Girl, which is strange, because only about 10 pictures of this girl appear to exist, and most of them are small or of shitty quality-- for example, I'd have probably rather used this one. Anywho, the photo here, is from Fightlinker, while there's an interview with her up at Cage Potato.

And You Thought Things Were Bad In North America

If you're petty like me, you often find it pretty appalling to see the kind of incredible women that ugly douche bag athletes manage to land for themselves. Well, you can take heart in the knowledge that it's probably worse in Europe-- as Uncoached demonstrates with their Humongous Mismatches in Soccer WAG History.

Anquan Boldin's Lack Of Celebration

Not sure if you noticed yesterday, but while the Cardinals were starting to celebrate their victory in the NFC Championship game, receiver Anquan Boldin was abruptly leaving the field in a snit after an argument with offensive coordinator Todd Haley. Mike Freeman at CBS Sports doesn't tell you much more about it than that, but he does call Boldin a jackass-- and then it takes all of seven comments before Freeman is called an Uncle Tom.

Mrs. Kurt Warner Not Looking Half Bad?

Or, as Busted Coverage puts it: "She is no longer looking like Ivan Drago."

The Heart Attack Grill May Actually Exist

This link was sent to me, presumably as part of the "Kill A Friend" campaign being advertised on the website of the Heart Attack Grill, an Arizona restaurant that is trying to single-handedly save the grease industry. You know, assuming it actually exists.

Stephan Bonnar: Thespian

Oh man!!! I didn't think they still made movies this bad, but thankfully I was wrong. Now I finally have something new to add to my collection of Treat Williams, Eric Roberts and Michael Dudikoff films. Crossing my fingers that this piece of shit comes on VHS!

Polamalu

Naturally, after an outstanding performance in yesterday's AFC Championship game, I'd be remiss if I didn't post that annoying Muppets Polamalu song. However, if you're into that kind of thing, the related video, Troy Polamalu is a thug, and a sh1t human being has way funnier comments.