Obligatory Sports Babe

According to Busted Coverage, people seem to believe that, because was photographed wearing a loose-fitting shirt, Anna Kournikova must be pregnant. I think I'll throw a giant who gives a fuck? down on this one-- but I'll certainly take the excuse to post a picture of her.

Transfer Shocks

With all sorts of transfer rumours still swirling-- like Man City possibly bringing Werder Bremen's Diego into a midfield that's just added Nigel de Jong-- the Independent looks at the ten best transfer shocks of all time.

Choose Radio!

If you're like me, you've probably noticed that the play-by-play for Toronto Blue Jays is a whole lot better on the radio than on TV, but when you mute the TV and put on the radio, the audio signal is well ahead of the pictures on your screen. Well, now you can delay your radio signal to put the two in sync and finally enjoy baseball again. (Drunk Jays Fans via Deadspin-- that's right, bitches!)

Craigslist Awesomeness

I'm a sucker for the gold that people find on Craigslist. Often, if it's short enough, I'll type the whole thing out for your here, but today's gem, Busted Peeing in the Sink, is a little too long for that. Still awesome, though.

Superuseless? More Like Super Awesome!

Gorillamask points us to Superuseless Superpowers, a blog dedicated to chronicling all of the most completely useless superpowers possibly imaginable-- like having superhuman strength, but only while sleeping, or being able to fly, but only while on a plane that's already in flight.

The Best Movie Never Made?

It's Molester Stallone, and yes, I think it probably is the best movie never made. Now if only they could squeeze Stephan Bonnar's "serious acting face" in there somewhere, then they'd really have something. (Hat tip: Gorillamask via FilmDrunk)

The Best Video That Never Should Have Been Made?

It's the pride of PEI, Mark Gormley, and "Without You".