Obligatory Sports Babe

This morning we're going with Cheryl Cole, wife of Chelsea's Ashley Cole-- who the Spoiler nominates as the most likely candidate have scored the lowest (seeing as he actually cheated on Cheryl here-- with "with the mayoress of Uglyville") on a recent IQ test given to Chelsea players.  Even crazier though, is that Dr. Brian English, the man administering the tests revealed that "Frank Lampard scored one of the highest set of marks ever recorded by the company doing the tests, and higher than me."

Million Dollar Fan

Before tonight's game against the Blue, the Chicago Blackhawks will introduce the fan who won $1M on Monday. If you somehow haven't heard, Illinois Lottery had a promotion where if the Hawks scored at exactly 10:00 of the second period, a fan would win $1M-- and Martin Havlat did exactly that.

Giving Credit Where It's Due...

And where the Arizona Cardinals are concerned, perhaps we should be thinking about some praise for Dennis Green.

Nine Looks No Dude Should Ever Try And Pull Off

Some outstanding advice-- though hopefully a little fucking obvious-- thanks to Nextround.net. You can feel confident that, if you're a guy trying to pull any one of these things off, I pretty much hate you, for whatever that's worth.

Craigslist Awesomeness

I don't even think I have to explain why this one is worth a read. I'll just tell you that the title of the Craigslist post is "To the woman who crapped her pants in my car".

Ridiculous Obama Merchandise

Videosurf has put together a list of all the crazy Obama-themed merchandise that has been flooding the internet since the new President's election victory in November. Some gems include the Head of State and an awesome Run D.C. shirt with Obama dressed like D.M.C. But wait a second, no "Yes We Cannabis"? Somebody's missing a huge opportunity on that one. (What do you mean illegal?)

NFL Number One Picks of the 90s

Ice Ice Babies examines the number one picks in each NFL draft in the 90s, and in most cases, um... ouch. {Or should I maybe say "Couch". Zing!}