Somehow, God willing, it's Friday again. I'm not entirely sure what's going on right now, but I think I'm writing a Friday Afternoon Nap post. I have to pause every twenty seconds or so to let my eyes unfocus and my mind relax. I can't do this for too long, of course, or I'll pass out-- it's a tightrope, I tell you what, and the coffee is doing nothing.

Ugh... know what? I'm sick of writing this stupid preamble. Let's just jump straight to the links.

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+ Calling bullshit on the bacon-infused alcohol post I mentioned in this morning's link dump. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

+ If t-shirts actually did tell the truth, I think that as a society we'd be a lot closer to those sharp looking unitards they wear on Star Trek. Think about it. [Holy Taco]

+ Sixteen more images you won't believe aren't photoshopped sounds like the sequel to something-- most likely a post about images you won't believe aren't photoshopped. [Cracked]

+ Say what you will about steroids, holy fuck, Stallone is ripped. [Ain't It Cool News via Filmdrunk]

+ In it for the money: the Spoiler's Mercenary XI. [The Spoiler]

+ Finally seeing Orioles OF Nick Markakis without a hat or batting helmet, and noticing a distinct "like Pete Sampras ate a Chia Pet" quality. [The Sports Hernia]

+ Previewing this weekend's Affliction: Day of Reckoning PPV, featuring Fedor vs. Arlovski. [The Big Lead]

+ Donovan McNabb: "Eagles Fans Deserve This Loss More Than Anyone" [The Onion]

+ Dinamo Zagreb's Dino Drpic nailed his hot wife at midfield at Zagreb's Maksimir Stadium-- and all this despite suffering from a debilitating lack of vowels. [Sports By Brooks]

+ You know that little ritual soccer players have after matches? Yeah, that's probably a good idea for women's tennis. [via Gunaxin]

+ Dead Snow is a movie about Nazi Zombies that looks bloody as all hell-- and therefore, awesome. [Filmdrunk]

+ If you see one version of Forrest Gump this year, make it the Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

+ South Park's shot-for-shot parody of the fight from They Live continues to feel like the work of genius, even after the fifth time you've seen it.

+ For no reason, except that I want to watch it right now, here are, in two parts, John Lydon and Keith Levene of Public Image Limited being rather petulant in a tense little interview with Tom Snyder in 1980.

+ A little dry (OK, a lot dry) but an animated explanation of how the internet evolved. [WTF URLs]