I'm sure you'll be devastated to hear this, but I've got to split, so I'm just going to skip the elaborate preamble to this week's edition of the Friday Afternoon Nap. I'm also not going to take the time embedding videos-- I'll just link them. Because I'm lazy.

Enjoy the linky goodness!

+ Am I wrong for assuming that the depiction of Detroit in Robocop is pretty much accurate? Because this right here is some fucked up shit. [The Detroit News]

+ A great interview with SI's MMA guy Jon Wertheim ahead of UFC 94. [With Leather]

+ What Mighty Putty commercials would be like in an alternate, less cocaine-fuelled universe. [EJB via Gorillamask]

+ A lighthouse vs. really fucking huge waves. [WTF URLs]

+ Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show! [College Humor]

+ Ten pro athletes who are on Twitter. (Though they missed my personal favourite, Todd Stottlemyre). [COED Magazine]

+ The writer who helped spark the controversy over Erin Andrews wearing a somewhat skimpy dress in the Cubs locker room has become the victim of cutbacks-- which kind of sucks, except that it gives you an excuse to look at a picture of Erin Andrews in a somewhat skimpy dress. [The Big Lead]

+ Since I just referenced both Twitter and the Big Lead, why not go one better and link the Big Leed? [Twitter]

+ If saying "If I was trying to make his life miserable, I would have succeeded," about Joe Torre doesn't make David Wells awesome, then I don't know what does? [Deadspin]

+ For those Steeler fans who find the Terrible Towel isn't quite absorbant enough, we have the Terrible ShamWow. [Sports Crackle Pop via Mondesi's House]

+ The Vikings want QB Tarvaris Jackson to train in MMA in the off-season. [Tirico Suave]

+ 15 randomly amazing pictures. [Uncoached]

+ A flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov-- Apocalypse Now edition. [YouTube]

+ Chessboxing is actually kind of exactly what it sounds like. [YouTube]

+ An adorable kitten hasn't quite figured out how far he can jump yet. [Break]

+ If you're playing around with Molotov cocktails, might I suggest that you deserve to have your hair catch fire? No? Too harsh? Well what about if you're also playing around with a friend who throws like a little pussy? [Break]

+ All you need to know about Super Bowl betting. [With Leather]

+ Lastly, here's an ad for a donkey cigarette dispenser... with a twist! [YouTube]