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Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues

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Michael Phelps hitting the bong - the picture that broke a billion Chinese hearts?

The Michael Phelps reefer madness refuses to end! The State (of Columbia, SC) spoke to Dick Harpootlian (seriously?), the lawyer of one of the kids who has been charged based on the infamous photo, and, wow, these cops need to seriously go fuck themselves.

“He’s sitting there on Saturday, and 12 cops kick in the door with guns drawn, search the house, and find 5, maybe 6 grams of pot,” Harpootlian said about his client, who was arrested in the first raid at the Wells Point Drive home near Ballentine.

“They never asked him, ‘Who sold you the pot?’” Harpootlian continued. “They were asking, ‘Were you at the party with Michael Phelps? Did you see him using marijuana?’ It was all about Michael Phelps.”

“He’s being treated more harshly than any kid anywhere in the country,” Harpootlian said. “The only reefer madness is being done at the sheriff’s department.”

This is absolutely insane. Insane! The report goes on:

On Saturday, deputies seized four laptop computers, a desktop computer, a computer storage drive and a cell phone in the raid at the lake home — supposedly looking for pictures of Phelps, Harpootlian and McCulloch said. Harpootlian said investigators agreed Thursday to return the computers.

On Feb. 6, investigators seized trash set outside the home and found the “tobacco filler portion of four cigars,” according to the affidavit.

Meanwhile, Mazda, another Phelps sponsor, has stood by him-- with the caveat that he apologize to the people of China. WTF?

Seriously, it's just a little pot. WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!?!???!?

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Posted Feb 13 2009, 12:24 PM by Andrew Stoeten

Comments

Lloyd the Barber wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-13-2009 1:18 PM

If Phelps had simply smashed his bong into the face of a Tibetan protester, he would have been FINE.  

Too bad Mike, you can only get that sort of foresight after committing your 100th human rights atrocity.  

arj wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-13-2009 1:36 PM

i think its about time mphelps moves to bc.

Nick wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-13-2009 1:39 PM

Give this guy a break, holy crap

Andrew Stoeten wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-13-2009 1:44 PM

It's just unbelievable. I think the sheriff is saying shit like, we can't treat him differently than any other lawbreaker just because he's a celebrity. Uh... is THIS normal treatment for non-celebrities in South Carolina?

serads wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-14-2009 4:01 PM

thank god i live in bc

marc gale wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-15-2009 10:53 AM

if i was him i would quit swimming for the u.s.a. and become a resident of the netherlands and see if there is any way i could swim for them, then i would hold a presser and tell S.C, kellogs, mazda and especially the chinese to suck my wang while having bong hits during the message. this isnt making kids not want to do pot it is making people want to rebel against authority, good thing there arent any rapes, murders or child molesters in south carolina or else these guys wouldnt have time for this investigation, its almost like phelps was black or something(sarcasm)

Big Jesse S wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-15-2009 1:58 PM

I have to agree with this opinion... this type of paranoia should not over-run anyone to this magnitude, no matter what they've done.

ct wrote re: Michael Phelps Apologizes To China As Witch Hunt Continues
on 02-15-2009 11:33 PM

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