Obligatory Sports Babe

Since she's finally returned to competitive tennis (which, apparently, she plays), after being out since July (which, apparently, she was), here's Maria Sharapova. (photo credit)

T.O. in T.O.

The novelty still hasn't worn off the Terrell Owens-to-Buffalo story quite yet, so here's Jock & Balls' bang on list of ten reasons why T.O. should have signed in the CFL-- Buffalo's close enough, eh?-- while Josh Q. Public points out yet another reason why Bills fans should be worried about this move: T.O.'s numbers in cold weather.

Dan Patrick

Fucking Dan Patrick is doing a terrible job of hiding how much he enjoys being the meat in a sandwich between Erin Andrews and her sister Kendra. The pic is at Sports Illustrated, as one of those "create a caption" things, though I prefer the one at Busted Coverage, where someone has moved Dan's hands conspicuously downward...

Vlad Gains A Year

According to the LA Times, Angels OF, and former Expo, Vladimir Guererro inadvertently revealed recently that he's 34 years old-- which is funny, because he's listed as being 33. What? A ballplayer from Latin America lying about his age? I've never heard of such a thing!

Quickly

Down Goes Brown sees the wonderful parody in this odd blog post from the Ottawa Sun's Bruce Garrioch.

Uncoached brings us Great Moments in Sexy Celebrities With Food in Their Mouths. A lot of banana eating, FYI.

Happy birthday, Chuck Norris! I have no idea how it's possible, but Chuck actually turns 69 today-- and he's still waiting for that boat full of Viet Cong to get to shore in Missing In Action. The Angry T has some of his finest moments.

Finally Tonight, A Spoonful of Jesus