Obligatory Sports Babe

This morning, let's try Corrie Elizabeth-- the Emmitt Smith to some other girl's Tony Dorsett in the powerful backfield for the Lingerie Football League's Dallas Desire. (via Busted Coverage)

Power Rankings!

With Malice came out with some NBA power rankings the other day-- with a twist: each team represents a certain food or drink. For example, the Raptors are listed as "Baconaise (It's bacon flavored mayo!!!). Seemed like a good idea at the time... pity it is goddamn awful!"

Watchmen

I didn't see Watchmen, and I don't plan on seeing Watchmen, but I kind of really like what John Hodgman had to say about it on Twitter the other day: "Whatever you thought of Watchmen, let's all see it again this weekend. Your ticket=a vote for ambition and complexity in movies."

Dirtiest Athletes

National Lampoon still exists, and has produced a list of the 10 dirtiest athletes, which includes fine examples of sportsmanship, like Todd Bertuzzi, Ty Cobb, and Ulf Samuelsson.

Nintendo!

UGO has compiled an excellent list of the Top 20 NES Moments, which includes some wicked sports titles, like Blades of Steel, Ice Hockey, and Punch Out.

Lincoln's Watch

Secret civil war messages discovered engraved inside Lincoln's watch? That's kinda badass.

Jon Stewart vs. Jim Cramer

I don't know if you've been following the "war of words" between Jon Stewart and Jim Cramer/CNBC that led to their interview from last night, but if that stuff is of any interest to you, you're going to want to watch the interview-- Stewart owns. (Comedy Network)

Hitler is Furious That Terrell Owens has Signed With the Buffalo Bills

Will these furious Hitler videos ever get old? I hope not. (Hat tip: Jock and Balls via Gorillamask)