Another Friday afternoon, another desperate need to fuck the dog until the end of the day-- and if March Madness isn't doing it for you, don't worry, I've got your back. FYI, I had this post 80% finished and then had a little bit of a software crash that fucked everything, so here I am starting over. Ugh.
+ Speaking of March Madness, Keith Smart talks about Bobby Knight, The Shot, which won the '87 title for Indiana, and his new gig as assistant coach of the Golden State Warriors. [Deadspin]
+ There are two kinds of grotesque athletes: the good ugly, who help you win by frightening and distracting teams for a game or two a year, and the bad ugly, who offend God every day of the week. Here, a scorecard. [Men's Journal]
+ A penis ad on ESPN? Wow, the economy really is in the gutter. [The Sports Hernia]
+ UConn coach Jim Calhoun is fine, and will coach in round two of the tournament, says an inside source-- Charlie Villanueva's Twitter. [Sports By Brooks]
+ The horrifying table saw accident of Cubs backup-catcher hopeful Koyie Hill. [Yahoo]
+ For some reason that probably has to do with jorts, Tim Tebow's "promise" to Gator fans will live forever. [No Guts, No Glory]
+ Manny Ramirez tries his hand at cricket-- with video evidence. Let me say that again: Manny Ramirez tries his hand at cricket. [Big League Stew]
Video Time
+ Robbie Savage cost a war hero his job, but at least he had a drink thrown on him in a completely unrelated incident. [The Spoiler]
+ Shaq called this the greatest dunk ever. At the very least, it's the worst landing ever.
+ Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rap, 1987-style, about the movie Dragnet. And yes, it's as cringe-inducing as you think.
+ Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I think of when I think of NASCAR. Of course, I'm a dick. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
+ And this is pretty much exactly what I think of when I think of a video called "The Bartender Says..." by Seth McFarlane.
+ For no particular reason, The Nerves, "When You Find Out".
+ Late addition! Fun with sheep-- no, not like that, you dirty fuck.