I guess because he was so successful when boxing former Eagles kicker Vai Sikahema, and former member of the Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce (note: he, in fact, was not successful at all), Jose Canseco has apparently decided that Mixed Martial Arts is the perfect way to, once again, whore out the last remaining scraps of his dignity.

Fanhouse alerts us to the fact that Japanese MMA promotion Dream has announced its May 26th card, and along with guys like Sokoudjou and Gegard Mousasi, they've scheduled a bout between Jose Canseco, and the 7'2" Korean kickboxer Hong Man Choi-- the man who, in this video, makes Fedor Emilianenko look positively tiny, and lands some mean shots before submitting to a wicked arm bar.

Um... yeah... good luck with that, Jose.