Obligatory Sports Babe

Jessica Biel once dated Derek Jeter, or, at the very least, supposedly dated Derek Jeter. And now, according to Moondog Sports, she’s finalized the deal to be the face of some makeup company or something. No, I don’t care either.

Yankees Suck

Speaking of the Yankees, the New York Daily News has the story from Monday night, when some Yankee fans were told by stadium staff that the game against the Red Sox—the first against their chief rival in their new ballpark—was rained out, and they should leave. They were then informed that the game was on, but sorry! No in and out privileges!

Casual Racism Not Just For Boston Fans

Joe Sports Fan points out what they call a “fairly dicey (read: borderline (read: definitely)) racist” shirt worn in public by a Cardinals fan, referring to Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano, that says “Zambrano Mows My Lawn”—complete with a picture of a man in a sombrero mowing a lawn. Yikes.

Quickly

The Fightins has video of Rick Ankiel’s scary crash into the wall in Busch Stadium’s centre field on Monday night.

Two Big Boobs informs us that should-be Hall-of-Fame pitcher, and Minnesota Twins broadcaster, Bert Blyleven will help kick off Minnesota’s fishing season by eating worms for charity. Yes, you read that right.

At the 4:30 mark of this YouTube video, you’ve got Natalie Gulbis (aka the hot golfer) sinking a putt on the Price Is Right.

“Gang Signs” On The CBC?

WTF? Check the description on this YouTube video of some drunk Canucks fans behind a CBC reporter. One drunk, in particular, makes a “shooshy face” to the camera, causing whoever posted it on YouTube to remark:

The "Shooshy Face", being a known gang sign in the Yaletown area of Vancouver, is becoming increasingly troublesome to Vancouver police for it's known leader, a large aggressive man that goes by the alias, "Boogieman", "Barrington", "or even BGB 08/09".

No word yet on who the identified men are, their connection to this "Boogieman", or even his last known whereabouts.

Huh?