Hat tip to Fanhouse for pointing to this Twitter post from Terrell Owens, who seems to be having a bit of trouble finding a place to live in Buffalo—or, at least, in the affluent suburb of Woodstream Farms. (You can take a look at 1 Deer Run in Orchard Park, via Google Maps—or a closer look at what might be the house here).

It’s true, it looks like a pretty subdued neighbourhood, but like Fanhouse says, “if history is any guide, T.O. will be a model citizen during the 2009 season; he only acts out after at least one year in a new town.”

Hmmm. And here I thought having the key to the city—which I believe T.O. was presented with approximately 30 seconds after his first flight to Buffalo touched down—afforded certain privileges on the rental market. Evidently not.