I’m not quite sure how I missed this, because it appears to already have been everywhere today, but Alex Rodriguez, according an ex who dished to US Weekly, has at least two paintings of himself as a centaur, one of which is hung over his bed.
"He was so vain," she said. "He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure? It was ridiculous."
Sure… maybe not as ridiculous as actually getting into bed with A-Rod, but she does have a point. Two centaur paintings? One just isn’t enough? Amazing!