“This has been an unbelievable year for me, playing alongside some of the best players in the league for one of the most historic franchises in sports,” said Yankee pitcher CC Sabathia, according to Sports Crackle Pop. “Winning the world series is a rare moment and I wanted to do something special to celebrate our incredible win, so I gave each of my teammates a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label engraved with their names.”

That line about a “rare moment”, coupled with the fact that right on the bottle it says that the Blue label is a blend of Johnnie Walker’s “very rarest” whisky, makes it sound like the line is probably straight from the keyboard of Johnnie Walker’s PR firm, but still… that’s a pretty classy way to get drunk.