Obligatory Sports Babe

Today we’ll go with Oksana Andersson, ex of Swedish midfielder Christian Wilhelmsson, who apparently plays for Al-Hilal of Saudi Arabia—the team featured in the video Joe posted yesterday on The Footy Blog of the fastest goal ever.

DMX Out Of MMA Bout—Coolio In

Rapper DMX was scheduled to fight in an MMA bout against a fighter named Eric Martinez, on the undercard of a Butterbean vs. Tank Abbot event (seriously). “Sadly, DMX has pulled out because the promotion wouldn’t meet some of his conditions. Namely, that the whole thing be faked for his benefit,” says Filmdrunk. “But fear not, for Coolio is filling in. The event is still scheduled to go forward December 12th and Coolio claims to be taking it seriously. Sources say that makes one person, one person in the entire world.”

Quickly

The Life Magazine archive has some striking shots of some of the greatest racing horses of all time.

In case you’ve ever wondered how Colin Campbell decides to mete out justice, Down Goes Brown has a handy flow chart that explains NHL suspensions.

Everybody (read: Deadspin)  reported this yesterday, not long after I set it aside to post here in this morning’s dump, but according to an ESPN report Michael Phelps sucks without his fancy-ass high-tech swimsuit.

“Jason Blake You Look Like Shit. All The Time. In Every Way.”

The Handsome Man’s Guide To Life is a seriously awesome blog, especially when they critique the fashion sense of Toronto Maple Leafs players—which is often. “Naturally, the man in the hat is Garnet Exelby,” they say of one picture. “He continues to push his reputation as a no-nonsense bad-ass Mother F'n Gangster. As punishing and tough as Ex is, he's also frequently out of position. In true form, Garnet looks bad ass here, but sadly he's going to a hockey game, not a 1950's Speakeasy.”

This Is How You Wheelbarrow Race

With Leather says all that needs to be said about this move: win.