The clip goes on for quite a while and isn’t terribly interesting but for two things: Tito Ortiz is bang on when he says that the judge who scored the fight 30-27 must have been blind, and when he is aghast at the decision to award fight of the night to Josh Koscheck after his display—ridiculously taking time out to “recover” from a phantom eye poke (granted, after blocking an illegal a knee to the head), and then following that up with a pretty intentional-looking actual finger to the eye of his opponent, Anthony Johnson.

Of course, don’t tell that to the commenters on the YouTube clip, who appear to almost universally loathe Ortiz, and the fact that he says about four things, despite prattling on for about eight minutes straight.