If you know what's good for you, this, Boston, is unacceptable. Sure, on Tuesday Tim Wakefield was about as effective as the McCain campaign over the last six weeks ( topical zinger!!! ), but you've got to stick around at the ballpark longer!!! You've really got to sell it. You're not fairweather fans. You're Red Sox Nation. You're a millions-strong collection of steaming peckers who have been openly in-fucking-sufferable since at least 2004. Just keep on smiling and cheering...

Good morning, friends. If you've been following our link dumps, you'll know that I've been struggling to find a way work in some kind of token hot chick. Better? This morning Coed Magazine previews the MLB playoffs by taking a look at a few hot fan girls. Unfortunately though, if you're a White Sox or Brewers fan, there appears to be some Cubs bias going on here-- as noted in the comments. Do I care? Uh... no. John McCain: Fuelled By Bill Romanowski's Juice? Wait. That doesn't...