Trust me, I know how enjoyable it is to taunt opposing players when you're at a game. I also know that occasionally it backfires. For example, you'll never convince me that my friends and I taunting Jose Canseco in an emptied stadium in the top of the ninth inning of the Jays' six-run domination of Tampa in the 1999 home opener weren't at fault for him crushing a fifth-deck blast farther than just about any ball I've ever seen. (OK, so maybe it doesn't happen very often.)...

Yes, unlike those high school girls from Delta that I posted about last week , our Toronto streaker fully understands the meaning of the term. Of course, instead of jailbait in their underwear, this is some dude with a well-placed foam finger. So... maybe it's still not quite as good. Full points for the effort though. (The foam finger is an excellent touch.) Then again, the event did seem to inspire Alex Rios, who hit a go-ahead home run two pitches later. Now, this clip may be NSFW, depending...

The excellent Philly sports blog, the Fightins , brings us this clip from the post-game NLCS press conference Monday, in which New Brunswick native, and former Blue Jay, Matt Stairs cemented his legacy as probably the greatest Phillie ever. Suck on this, Mike Schmidt... “When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done.” Amen, Stairsy.

Q: How do you get kids interested in Trigonometry? A: Uh... ....... ummmmmmm ... errr....... ahhh.... with . . . a cartoon about kids in a spaceship who are jacked about going to see the Toronto Blue Jays? Exactly! Bookend it with a little porn bass-line, then toss in a giant phallic symbol, a psychedelic poster in the background that appears to have something to do with Mr. T, and a winking supercomputer with the all the personality of, uh... the Toronto Blue Jays, and I'm pretty sure you've...