Yes, that's Seth Petruzelli , and, well... um... I'm not... uh... I'm not even going to touch this one. Besides, Matt at With Leather has already put it best: "Personally, I think this costume is mildly clever but racially insensitive to the point of retardation." Hat tip: The Garv , via With Leather

Obligatory Sports Babe Danica Patrick, you have company. That's Britney Spears whipping around the Go-Kart track, apparently sober and not wearing any clothing that could result in a panty shot. Check out Epic Carnival for more pics of racing's newest femme fatale. A Pitcher Even Ted Williams Couldn't Touch So the Rays knocked off the White Sox and Boston put the Angels out of their misery last night, but could BJ Upton or David Ortiz touch this dude?: The answer is quite obviously "no"...

As far as I can tell, we're still a sports blog, so I guess there's no point breaking with that tradition of starting out our link dump with a token "hot chick" to get some cheap page views. So here you go, fellas: the cover of the 2009 Women of Curling calendar . Sure, it might not rank up there with yesterday's hottie , but it'll do, no? Item! No, the following clip is somehow not taken from an episode of Wonder Showzen. It's for real. And it's Amare Stoudamire...