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Obligatory Sports Babe This is Haruka Ayase, star of upcoming Japanese flick Oppai Volleyball -- which qualifies her under the sports component we're looking for here, no? The film is notable because... well... the premise is somewhat awesome . Picture this, you’re an under-achieving, poorly motivated...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 12-19-2008
Filed under: Philadelphia Phillies, Chase Utley, Sammy Baugh, Oppai Volleyball, Adriano, Haruka Ayase
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It's just been announced that Albert Pujols has won the National League MVP award , and... hold on a second... what's this ? It appears to be a particularly bitter quote from Pujols after the 2006 award went to Ryan Howard of the Phillies. “I see it this way: Someone who doesn’t take...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 11-17-2008
Filed under: Albert Pujols, Philadelphia Phillies, Chase Utley, Ryan Howard, St. Louis Cardinals, Vernon Wells
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Breaking into a luggage store ? Jumping on a bus shelter? How about flaming cop cars, you pussies! Montreal... show them how it's* done: *by "it" I, of course, mean "being a complete fuckwad. Because this is obviously retarded. It's not awesome. I'm serious. In no way do I...
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"Burn the city down! Burn the fucking city down baby!" Poor luggage never did nothing to hurt no one... Hat tip: With Leather UPDATE: Now with more idiots...
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Obligatory Sports Babe Happy Halloween everybody. You know, every Halloween we get farther and farther from the idea that it's supposed to be a celebration of the spooky, as it becomes more and more about girls dressing up as a "sexy" whatever. What an age we live in! Scary Goalie Masks...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-31-2008
Filed under: Shaquille O'Neal, Gregg Popovich, Philadelphia Phillies, Halloween, Jennie Finch, Murray Bannerman
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It's a well known fact that Philadelphia is home to a lot of homely bastards. And apparently they all hit the streets last night in celebration of the Phillies' World Series victory... I don't know how the employees of the Philadelphia Zoo got them to hold still long enough, but dressing...
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Obligatory Sports Babe Well, the Phillies won, so I guess I somehow should acknowledge that. As much as I'd prefer to use this classy Chase Utley "jersey" , I'll aim for something slightly less NSFW, and go with Mrs. Cole Hamels: He's Heating Up! ESPN the Magazine has a great chat...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-30-2008
Filed under: Brett Myers, UFC, Philadelphia Phillies, Patrick Côté, Cole Hamels, Conan O'Brien, Oklahoma City Thunder, World Series, Bud Selig, David Anderson, Scott Verplank, NBA Jam, Gus Johnson, Drazen Petrovic, Scott Eyre
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Obligatory Sports Babe The world champion Boston Celtics-- which, after following the NBA for the last 15 years, still seems really odd to say-- raised the banner for their 17th championship last night, and then proceeded to beat LeBron James and the Cavaliers 90-85, kicking off the NBA season. So.....
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-29-2008
Filed under: Detroit Lions, Tampa Bay Rays, Dan Orlovsky, Philadelphia Phillies, World Series, Boston Celtics, LeBron James, Montreal Impact, New Jersey Nets
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Hilarious stuff from the Phillies clubhouse after MLB Commissioner Bud Selig suspended game five of the World Series with the game tied 2-2, due to the fact that they were, y'know, attempting to play in a torrential downpour. The Courier-Post, a Philly-area newspaper, printed the following nuggets...
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Hall and Oates are pretty much Philadelphia's greatest musical export since the 60s, and while that may not be true at all, and while I may actually consider them a guilty pleasure, you can't deny that they are absolutely awful. Point is, Hall and Oates is a shitty band. Wait. That wasn't...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-28-2008
Filed under: Philadelphia Phillies, Backstreet Boys, Kyle Kendrick, World Series, Hall and Oates
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Obligatory Sports Babe This one was easy: straight back those Lingerie Football League girls again! The entire concept of the sport may make no sense whatsoever-- then again, it may make more sense than anything in the history of the world-- but I could care less. This was a no-brainer. The challenge...
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Never ones to shy away from their reputation as complete dickheads, during game four of the World Series, Phillies fans poured beer on a nine-year-old boy, and forced a Rays family member to lock himself in a bathroom stall, "because, he said, Phillies fans were banging on the walls and threatening...
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Unbeknownst to me, the hilarious blog, the Sports Hernia , has been keeping tabs on John Kruk's hair for quite some time. And who could blame them, really? Look at it! It's spectacular! Of course, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. Everybody realized that Kruk was blessed...
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Obligatory Sports Babe OK, so this morning I figured I should find a picture of Joe Blanton's wife-- seeing as ballplayers all have trophy wives, and last night Blanton pitched a gem and was the first pitcher to homer in the World Series since 1974. Unfortunately, the only picture of Blanton with...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-27-2008
Filed under: Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Philadelphia Phillies, Bill Mueller, Alyssa Milano, Robocop, Rick DiPietro, San Francisco 49ers, Tim McCarver, Nomar Garciaparra, Mike Singletary, Joe Buck, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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Apparently Phillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick occasionally does some writing for a site called PhillyBurbs.com. Uh... he might want to consider not ever, ever, ever publishing his opinion again. In an article posted on the site this morning, Kendrick reflected on texting his friends back home about excited...
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Hey! It's those fake-tanned New Jersey douche bag guys! Uh... you know... these idiots...
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Obligatory Sports Babe Seeing as the Broncos put in such an inspiring performance last night in New England, I figured it was only right to honour them but making one of their cheerleaders our obligatory sports babe. Good enough, eh? Philadelphia: Awesome Some amazing stories of the exploits of Philadelphia's...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-21-2008
Filed under: EliteXC, Philadelphia Phillies, Joba Chamberlain, Denver Broncos, Terrell Suggs, Andrew Sullivan, Elliotte Friedman, Edmonton Oilers
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Today's trading card doesn't have a player sporting a goofy moustache or ridiculously dated uniform. No sir. To truly understand why today's 1987 Topps Darren Daulton card is significant, I'm going to have to tell you a story. Or cut and paste one from Wikipedia at least. Here's the...
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Joe Ross
on 10-20-2008
Filed under: Trading Cards, Philadelphia Phillies, Darren Daulton, Skipping Through Time, Coast to Coast AM, Astral Projection
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Obligatory Sports Babe OK, OK, so the Red Sox were pretty amazing last night. I've made my feelings about them and their insufferable fans pretty well known, I think-- and if not, try this on: I absolutely cannot stand the Red Sox or their insufferable fans-- but today I've genuinely got to hand...
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And now for a word from our sponsors... (Well... OK, no, they're not really our sponsors, they're just a bunch of commercials I dug up on YouTube. OK???) The Phillies are going to the World Series, and if we want to keep their fans from becoming completely insufferable, like a certain other bunch...
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Andrew Stoeten
on 10-16-2008
Filed under: Philadelphia Phillies, Pete Rose, Terry Tate, RBI Baseball, Don Knotts, Rip Hamilton, Roger Clemens